you
one: did you know that one in three people are a clown?
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
two: really? but im not a clown and neither are you!
one: damn, i guess the person reading this is the true clown
by mmmmicrowave October 15, 2019
Get the clownmug. by Leeroy.potato.vashappenin October 5, 2020
Get the Clownsmug. Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.
The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Clown tacticsmug. Slang for chapped lips.
by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024
Get the Clown Mouthmug. Someone who flips a bitch because you talk to her boyfriend often. Believes that in a relationship it's better to have no "guy" friends or "girl" friends that might threaten the relationship. Has makeup that seriously makes her look like a clown and is the most ugly-ass bitch on the face of the planet. Can't take care of her business herself and has her little spy-followers, who are also ugly-ass bitches, take care of her business for her. Won't stand for anything so needs to sit down. Pop a squat, bitch. *insert sound of whip cracking*
Wow, she's Bitchy the Clown today, isn't she?
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
Good grief, how much of a Bitchy the Clown can someone get??
by winddoesntblowthatway June 5, 2012
Get the Bitchy the Clownmug. This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.
Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.
by meecho January 25, 2013
Get the Crazy Clownmug. 1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.
Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.
Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."
With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
Get the clown car of clusterfuckmug.