Ugly Bird Syndrome

Ugly Bird Syndrome is the name given to the phenomenon of unattractive females making an extra effort to have a pleasant personality because they have little chance of securing a mate using their looks.

The phrase has also been used by motoring broadcaster and journalist Jeremy Clarkson, in his description of a car which is unappealing visually, but pleasurable to drive.
- Mate, why do you keep hanging out with such a minger?
- She's got ugly bird syndrome; last week she baked me a cake!
by ugly bird November 09, 2010
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Flying dodo bird

When a guy is capable of tying his penis in a knot and when he walks or jumps around his balls flap around it.
My boyfriend showed me his flying dodo bird then i had to un tie it. :P
by Balls McLongwood January 30, 2011
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I'm like a bird

The state of not knowing where one's soul is.

(Hint: Try looking behind the sofa.)
"I'm like a bird, I left my soul in San Francisco."
by Maia's Mom October 26, 2005
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bird brain bitch

A bird brain bitch is an over used term by desperate ass niggas that pretend that they got what every woman wants. They call bitches bird brains when the woman knows their game.
ie: That chicks a bird brain bitch cuz she dont want me no more.

That dude himself is a bird brain bitch cuz his bread is always low. But he stuntin on fb wit a 20 dollar bill with a stack of ones hiding beneath.l
by shortydowop September 24, 2013
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Love Bird Syndrome

Talking to the opposite sex that you would like to hook with for more than 5 minutes.
I see her walking and she smiles. We stand there making conversation as we look in each other eyes and laughs. I grab her hand or give her a hug. Throw up the "L" sign meaning we got Love Bird Syndrome.
by dragon-so-fly March 26, 2011
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Early Bird Special

When an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.
Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
by Emilizzo December 26, 2009
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doe doe bird

a super cool kid who can get any girls he want with just a snap of a finger
look mikkey is such a doe doe bird
by mikeey do August 23, 2006
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