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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.
As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.
by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022
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tree wedging

When one continuously rubs their vagina or penis against a tree until satisfied.
Martha thinks tree wedging is fun.
by gusbydoodledandy March 21, 2016
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Tossing those Trees

Deforestation using military ordinance during war in order to damage or destroy vehicles in the forest.
Ukraine was tossing those trees with their drones. LSA!
by Profit- June 6, 2025
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Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.
Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree
by zhgiozhol February 16, 2024
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german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.
by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021
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Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024
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Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest
We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting
by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025
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