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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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sweaty toes

When you go to take a poop and you push so hard and clench your jaw so hard your toes begin to sweat.

Or

Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat
Man i got sweaty toes real bad after eating that lasagna.

I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.

I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.
by Poudew April 30, 2023
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Toe Cookie

The ugly toe of a girl that just went down on you. You proceed to bang her and she sticks her mangy feet in your mouth and says, don't look away that's just my toe cookie banging your mouth.
Taste my toe cookie as you thrust into my hot box.
by DJ BROD May 6, 2023
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manel toe

an expression used to describe a guys crotch and/or testicles poking through the fabric of their pants in a very obvious way; masculine version of a camel toe
Man A: “Hey Bill, did you see that weird fuckin’ picture Joe posted ?”

Man B: “Yeah, he had a fuckin manel toe! That shit makes me uncomfortable.”
by shecanthandleme82293 May 7, 2023
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manel toe

an expression used to describe a guys crotch and/or testicles poking through the fabric of their pants in a very obvious way; masculine version of a camel toe. Can be said “Manel toe” or “Mamel toe”.
Man A: “Hey Bill, did you see that weird fuckin’ picture Joe posted ?”

Man B: “Yeah, he had a fuckin manel toe! That shit makes me uncomfortable.”
by shecanthandleme82293 May 7, 2023
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Toe muncher

Toe munchers love to eat toes like they eat munchies on a daily and they wear glasses and probably got daddy issues and most likely named Naomi, jessabel, Rosalina, hannah. They got a dirty room and white .
David- do you know who the toe muncher is?

Rosalina- no I don’t

David- hahahaha

Rosalina- what’s so funny

David- your a toe muncher by definition

Rosalina- no I am NOT!!!

David- hahaha yea you’re

Rosalina- storms off and walks away!!!
by Toe gobbler May 9, 2023
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Toe muncher

Toe munchers love to nibble on toes, like nibbling on those last bits of crumbs in the munchie bag, they’re described as wearing glasses, crusty shoes/ slippers. Loves anime, size of a midget- 4’11-5’3
Steve Harvey - hey nay-nay ( Naomi )

Naomi- wsp

Steve harvey- you sound like a toe muncher

Naomi- nah man I ain’t no toe muncher you is tho

Steve harvey- that’s not me but do you know what a toe muncher is

Naomi- yea duh

Steve harvey- no you don’t if you don’t know you fit the description
by Toe gobbler May 9, 2023
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