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scum slapped

to be struck across the face with the drool saturated hand of a baby, resulting in spastic wiping off of the face.
"that baby may look cute but if ya get to close your gonna get scum slapped."
by th hit man February 1, 2008
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Cookie Slap

Traditional use - a common business motivational tool, using both Positive and Negative motivation techniques in one, thus creating efficiencies in Rewards-based behavioral modification techniques.

1. Slap - low-level punishment for errant behavior, often used by parents with their children; (a) depending on method used, can be light or heavy; (b) open handed palm method typically used by women, whereas the backhanded slap is more commonly used by men (see "Bitch Slap").

2. Cookie - a round, sweet baked treat most often paired with milk; (a) Chocoloate chip cookies are my favorite; (b) Nilla wafers run a close second.

3. Cookie slap - a Positive/Negative reward that begins with a treat to remind the recipient that they are a good person worthy of praise, while at the same time slapping them down for making a greivous error.
Dirk gave Steve a cookie slap after the semi-annual sales meeting, when Steve botched the presentation for the VC funding committee. Although Steve had worked very hard to create the PowerPoint deck, his data unfortunately was grossly inaccurate.

COOKIE SLAP!!!
by Magilla Gorillla August 6, 2012
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Slapping Throne

A chair one is tied to in order to be slapped by another person, usually one who has won the right to slap that person via the Slap Bet
Marshal: Get in the Slapping Throne
Barney: Really now?
Marshal: Yep its slapping time
by the bright unicorn November 24, 2009
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slapping the pappy

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.
by ballz itchy July 4, 2016
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Poo slap

The sound when a massive piece of feces hits the rim of the toilet rather than the water below. Creating a slap sound.
'Explain the shit stains on the toilet'

'Sorry i was poo slapping'
by StayFrostii October 11, 2011
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Slap up

Verb:

1) the way of describing a senior member of staff negatively critiquing a piece of work, even though effort or partial effort was put onto it.
2) the way of a member of management unjustifiably “destroying” / “going-to-town” on a piece of work in front of colleagues to make them feel superior.

In both examples this leaves you deflated and wondering why you bothered. A few hours of job searching usually ensues.

Not to be confused with ‘bussing’ where a similar level colleague purposely discredits your work due to lack of effort on their part so it gets ‘slapped up’ to draw attention away from them.
"Stephen just threw me under the bus"
1. I don’t know man, my manager is gonna absolutely slap up my work.

2. Kathy is absolutely destroying my work, slapping it up all over the place.

3.
Employee 1: how did the meeting go?
Employee 2: *double slap hand gesture*
Employee 1: ah shittt
by Topgun89 February 11, 2020
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