sloppy cronkite

First used on the Daily show with Jon Stewart.
When two people try to get each other off, and the first one to finish says "And thats the way it was".

I'm sure you can think of a way to use it!
Sloppy Cronkite!

by Marvin L February 4, 2007

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

Soup: "A Sloppy Joe."
McNasty: "Shut up, Sloppy Dallas."..."That sounds like a sex thing."
Soup: "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
McNasty: "It would look like a f*cking turd."
TheDooo: "Put that in the Urban Dictionary.

by IdiotCitizen October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

A blowjob done by a person with dip inserted in there mouth

I got a sloppy dallas by the McNasty behind the bar

by DankScythe October 15, 2020

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day

November 31st is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are excited to give Isaac top on National give sloppy toppy to Isaac day!

by DefinitelyNotIsaac69 November 30, 2023

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head

Have fun with my sloppy left overs

by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017

Sloppy dallas

When you get a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Guy 1: hey, my girl gave me a sloppy dallas last night.
Guy 2: wow, did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: yeah, she said she likes the taste of it.

by Kinje_cuzr(°¬°) October 15, 2020