Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Me: Yo bro my girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Dallas

Bro: You lucky cunt

by DavidRedmond December 16, 2020

making a sloppy

when you go to the toilet and think it's gonna be a really solid one then it comes out like a brown mash potato

oh my god man I'm making a sloppy

by behboy June 16, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when a person proforms fellatio on their partner with a pinch of longcut chewing tobacco in. Using the chewing tobacco spit or "dip spit" as lubrication.

"bro last night Stacy gave me a sloppy Dallas, I was buzzing so hard when I nutted I almost passed out."

by joe dohn October 15, 2020

sloppy slutburger with cheese

Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.

Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!

by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021

Sloppy dallas

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which leads to your genitals looking like a turd with lawn clippings

“Dude last night my cousin gave me the best sloppy Dallas I’ve ever had!”

by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

sir sloppy

A dickhead on Xbox

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.

by Teiculover January 18, 2017