sam

Sam is the hero next door.

"-WOW! Did you know Sam is the hero next door?"
"-Yes, Sam is the hero next door."

by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022

Sam

Eats chicken nuggets, watches anime, and plays video games

Oh, your doing a Sam today.

by Poopcykle May 18, 2020

Sam

A phrase that means “you have quite a large penis”

Can also be a substitute for the word damn

After Kirara Asuka gave me a good bj she said one word: saaaam

“Yo I just got 14 kills in fortnite”
“Really? Sam.”

by Thoonks April 14, 2018

Sam

Sam is usually really mean and sly. But jokes aside he/ she can be really odd and have a unique personality. Thats not a compliment by the way. Sam is a uni-sex name, meaning any gender can have the name.

Omg you know Sam? He's extremely ugly jk i'm sorry if you see this and get offended.

by Sam Croft November 03, 2019

Sam

a person who's iconicness is superior

Sam is such an icon

by ihopethatsnotapickle March 10, 2021

Sam

Sam is a nice person who has unfunny memes but the randomness at which they send the memes makes it funny i guess. I love them with my whole heart and theyre very good at comforting. I hope you're reading this sam <3

Person 1: Sam is epic

Person 2: ikr

by Jaejaethegaegae May 30, 2021

Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022