Cake boy

A soft, fluffy boy who listens to rock bands like Motley Crue , Gene Loves Jezabel, Winger and other hair rock bands and thinks they are metal and that he is too. Also thinks bands like 3 inches of Blood, Black Sabbath and Exodus are dad rock.

Bill says he’s metal but his favorite band is winger. He’s not homosexual or any of that he’s just a Cake Boy

by MetalPhrophet666 May 16, 2022

Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

by thatonefirebenderguy May 21, 2010

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 18, 2019

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Blasting Cakes

1. (v.) Slang word originating in Cincinnati refering to the act of sexual intercourse but not necessarily to the act of 'making love'
(syn.) 'banging' 'forking' 'gettin it on'

2. (v.) Destroying a cake violently and suddenly by means of explosives.

Boy I sho do hate it for Keisha. I think LaQuan and ShanayNay be blasting cakes behind her back

by Doctor Yoo May 21, 2011

Jaffa Cake

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

by mrbah December 12, 2019

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014