Super Nerd syndrome

A disorder characterized by having no social apparatus, being really physically sensitive or a sensitive, hating change, obsessing about anything that isnt sportsball. It's basically just Aspergers syndrome.

Doctor: Martha, Your son has Super Nerd Syndrome
Martha: There goes my grandson...

by Chevyman95 June 21, 2025

nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

nerd

The people who will actually be happy in life instead of playing Genshin Inpact in the basement for 17 hours 🤮😭🙏🙏
They will have a life and money
Meanwhile if you don’t care about grades then ripbozo see you when you are homeless 😊

Bully: That nerd is so dorky.
Nerd: At least I know stuff.
35 years later
Grown up bully: Why tf am I homeless?

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

Nerd Table

A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.

Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.

Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.

Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...

by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010

True Nerd

Someone that is a nerd by heart, not by correlation.

Did you know that Emma is a true nerd?

by NotCLC June 2, 2023

Nerd

A nerd is someone who spends the majority of their time studying, instead of spending their time as a youth enjoying life.

Kayla: Where’s Alicia? She’s doesn’t go out or spend time with us anymore. Ava: You know she’s a nerd, she’s probably in her room studying.

by anonymous September 8, 2022

Nerd trek

A shitty tv show for nerds and losers. Has a large fanbase for reasons unknown because it is so shit.

Person 1: "Not the bloody nerd trek again. Surely you have something better to watch than bloody space elves on a space ship"
Person 2: Responds in Klingon
Person 1: "What a fucking nerd. I'm out of here"

by MJ_420 September 12, 2021