hot reds

A type of bowel movement that is slender, reddish in color and burn your asshole on the way out, usually the day after eating spaghetti, pizza or chili.

Man, that chili tore me up last night, I had a case of the hot reds this morning!

by Joe Homebrew February 15, 2008

red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.

Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.

by Vincinerator January 26, 2010

The Red Hat

The red hat of Dan, it is amazing and is vital for the earth to stay populated and healthy. It has mystical powers.

Wow, you've got a red hat like Dan's, but it's not Dan's so you SUCK, Dan rules!!

by Ville Valo January 18, 2005

Ms. Red

1. A woman with a fire muff.
2. A woman that gives that bomb head
3. The one that got away

Guy 1:"Wow she's a Ms. Red"

Guy 2: "She probably gives that bomb head"

by MathewsDmitriDaSilva March 29, 2017

red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

by Jballs83 November 29, 2013

Lady in red

The song you turn up to

Me let me have the aux

Me: Putin lady in red

Everybody: ayeeeee turn up

by Congratjoulatons June 22, 2018

Red Meat

Particularly high-quality cocaine

I had a huge bump of red meat. Blew my mind!

by SpaceCommanderWack42 April 25, 2021