Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.

That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

by Daddy-to-your-mom-and-dad-to-u March 11, 2019

Salty Hair Net

When a man is getting a BJ and he pulls out and shoots it in a girls hair.

Damn Grant I heard on Topix you gave e gal from The Timeout club a Salty Hair Net. You are the man!!!

by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Blue Hair Syndrome

A girl in an anime where she has a crush on the Main Character. The girl will usually have blue hair of any shade and do anything for the MC. Her feelings will be told yelling at the MC usually around an episode in the teens.

Weeb 1: Omg, Rem is such a good character
Weeb 2: You only say that because she has Blue Hair Syndrome

by des rires October 26, 2019

Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.

by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

A horses hair in the wind

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006