long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.

roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.

by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021

A horses hair in the wind

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006

Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

hold your hair back

A demonstration of friendlove.

If you move away, who's gonna hold my hair back for me?

by emjava April 28, 2005