golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
by Beavis August 14, 2022
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Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
by BettyYellowSplash February 19, 2025
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Golden Giraffe

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.
I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sportsthe golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.
by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024
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Golden Chocolate

A person that is annoyed by everything unless he wins, also love yugioh cards, anime, and playing videos games with shitty gcards.
I just played against this golden chocolate player in sc2 ranked, i made if so mad with my cheeeeeese
by Rhyno_Wins October 27, 2020
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golden beetle

James leaves a golden beetle in the toilet
by UrbanDormer January 11, 2022
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Golden Royale

The act of any royal family member giving their partner a "Golden shower" (Piss bath).
On their royal wedding night, Prince William gave his lovely bride a "Golden Royale"
by Trezzz April 29, 2011
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Golden Toby

The act of pouring your wifes urine over yourselfe whilst at a festival.
I just done a Golden Toby all over myself.
by Millennial Warrior July 01, 2024
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