A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:
-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).
-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.
-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.
-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.
-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).
-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.
-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.
-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.
-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 22, 2011
Get the Ghetto home cinemamug. Any footwear that black guys wear during sex and refuse to take off. They will be naked 99%, but never remove their socks and shoes. This term isn't brand specific. Acceptable footwear is Timberlands,Jordans,FUBU,etc...
Did you watch Becky get bred black? That dude was naked as hell, never lost those ghetto grippers though!
by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023
Get the Ghetto Grippersmug. A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016
Get the ghetto clarinetmug. "Did you go to ghetto vikings at hall pass last night?" "No, I can't stand the narcissism that radiates from the owner"
by BristolBadger May 31, 2024
Get the Ghetto vikingsmug. by Buke Da Maniac February 9, 2021
Get the Dream Of Ghettomug. Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.
by Skechers32 April 26, 2017
Get the ghetto tanmug. Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.
I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3
by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022
Get the The Ghetto Institute of Technologymug.