Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.

Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.

by Mr. Farticle January 02, 2021

Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.

Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.

by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022

Golden Mish

The name for the single most golden person of all time.

"Wow, Midas is such a Golden Mish!"

by RotGooner8811 April 23, 2025

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 04, 2020

Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).

A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.

by Yuhville August 23, 2021

Golden Ramsay

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.

Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.

by Dabbii January 23, 2018