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Ethan

ethan has a small cock
by Saggyfatface June 9, 2020
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Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.
by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020
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Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet
A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father
by Esterr64 August 11, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is a smart person who has a kind heart, sometimes. He can be very immature, but that's one of his best qualities. He could be your best friend, just make sure you don't take things he says to heart.
Ethan is a fun person to be around.
by @yung_dyx February 28, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.
Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.
by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021
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Ethan Walker Gibson

Ethan Walker Gibson is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He loves to bully his friends and pretend he can’t get hurt, but deep down he knows that’s not true. He has all the best parts of autism, and his object impermanence and iron liver never fail him. He drinks too much and makes some stupid choices, but he is the best guy to go to when you need a good laugh or some advice. He loves Spanish and is super good at it. He’s ripped and a total slay Queen pussy boss.
by el amor de tu vida October 15, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023
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