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Chris

Man i wish i had a chris batty
by rando123456789 October 23, 2020
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Chris

the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life gives me pep talks when i call myself ugly the guy i want to marry and have kids with even though he has his issues he puts on a smile and is fun to be around
me: i love chris
my friend: yo stfu thats all you talk about
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Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.
someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"
by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a guy who loves to be funny and make memes. He loves to play super smash bros and loves his Nintendo switch. He’s a really great guy and if u get to know him he has a great personality.
“Chris the moron” No Chris the champ
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.

He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
1 girl: omg he so dum

Chris: YOUR MOM!
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
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