by Authors of Time January 9, 2025

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

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by Rug Bern October 2, 2021

"Mandy and I knocked ankles last weekend." "Yeah bro?" "Yeah we slow burned for like three hours." "Daaaaaaaang!"
by Renée Dispetto May 3, 2022
