Shoulda’ Bongled

A slang term used when someone sneezes as an alternative to “bless you.” Bongled coming from the Old English word “to suppress,” which originally was only meant to refer to sneezes.

“ACHOOO!” - James
“Shoulda’ bongled” -Salazar

by FranceEnjoyer March 21, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots

All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears

by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024

spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3

Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/

by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024

Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025