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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 4, 2022
mugGet the Clown Canonmug.

Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.
Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!
by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025
mugGet the Corporate clownmug.

Kankles the clown

a miserable clown who is constantly mocked and judge by one cruel world
"Kankles the clown here, professional party entertainer, licensed taxidermist, agent whatever you need me here for, I am Kankles the clown"
by funnybunnyguy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Kankles the clownmug.

polymorfooter clown

Polymorphously Perverse guy jerking off beneath her feet.
David is a polymorfooter clown, he likes to jerk off to your feet on his face.
by Foot Clown January 19, 2025
mugGet the polymorfooter clownmug.

Clowns

They just clowns, like Netflix
by Tresdvv November 27, 2019
mugGet the Clownsmug.

Clown

by PresBidenKE July 17, 2024
mugGet the Clownmug.

Clown

Most people at kings high school apart from an elite group that use clown spray to stay free from the clowns
the head clown is @miss tedd
you dropped your clown license
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

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