Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole sex

literally a political weapon

i love using asshole sex to my advantage

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

asshole

noun; a minor inconvenience to one’s lips while kissing.

girl: i’m not gonna kiss you because i’m being a tease on purpose.

boy: god, you’re an asshole.

by applbean August 13, 2021

Asshole

Someone who bumps/demos in Rocket League

"Noah you're an asshole

by Manuteeh June 10, 2021

Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021

Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?

"What an Asshole!"

by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017