Zen

A human with no money or brain.

It's Zen, I have no money or a brain, please help pay my bills.

by LiveMe King July 16, 2025

Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016

Zen

A funny guy who goes to washinton latin, in DC

Zen is cool

by LOTTIEHATER February 4, 2022

Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

Zen

A guy who is into fuck a girl in eye socket also known as guro lovers

live laugh love zen

by iamafailure June 6, 2022

Zen

The act of becoming at peace and being the polar king of the north looking down at the cliffs of Jesus

You be lookin very Zen today

by Zenbo September 9, 2020

Zen

Someone who gets a new online friendgroup every 2 days.

My friend is a Zen, he really needs to find some real friends.

by IRAAII May 14, 2022