Zach

A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.
GOSH THAT ZACH KID IS SO LAME.
by ZACHSBFF4EVA June 30, 2011
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Zach

Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up
by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016
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zach

1 a skater
2 a bitch

3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
by mooning fat men May 23, 2010
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Zach

n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.
Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.
by zharl September 11, 2010
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zach

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?
by MonkeyClown September 19, 2007
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Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.
We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.
by Grkfire013 April 04, 2019
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Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head
Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach
by dog_god July 03, 2019
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