by datboi101lol April 19, 2021
Get the Gucci Wifimug. A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position
Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position
Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
Get the Wifi Money Ghostmug. Upon doing an escape room together, the three best friends from Harvard suffered the Wifies Effect as they struggled to figure out what each of the clues actually translated to
by o23gfh July 31, 2025
Get the the Wifies Effectmug. James: Why is my phone’s storage full?
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito
Justin: I don’t know.
James: What did you do on my phone?
Justin: I watched a movie.
James: Was it a downloaded movie?
Justin: No
James: Did it say LTE.
Justin: Yeah
James: I told you not to do WiFi Misquito
by Whythisword January 27, 2019
Get the WiFi Misquitomug. what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green
wait jizz is green right?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green
wait jizz is green right?
by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021
Get the wifimug. Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.
Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?
Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.
Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.
Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).
Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.
Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.
Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).
by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025
Get the Flame King WIFImug. 