WiFi

something that never works and is fucking annoying like man I pay money for you and you still can't work I want to shoot the person who created this shit
person: the wifi is down

Me:it is always fucking down
by i fucking hate shit May 25, 2021
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The thing that keeps me going in life
by Jill.32z October 11, 2018
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wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.
I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.
by Pawn of Sex April 12, 2016
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what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green

wait jizz is green right?
my dog loves to use my wifi.
by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021
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get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 05, 2022
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come fix my wifi box

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱
by contralto July 27, 2021
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