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WiFi drinking

The act of drinking from someone else's can/bottle without touching the rim with the lips. This usually requires tilting your head back while raising the drink to nose level.
Ben : "Man, my throat is dry as hell! Can I drink from you bottle?"
Glenn : "Eww bro, you know I hate it when I have to drink after someone else."
Ben : "Don't you worry, my man, I'll be drinking on WiFi."
Glenn : "WiFi drinking? What the F are you on about??"
by BillytheFig November 12, 2023
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wifi cable

The name for an ethernet cable for people who don't know anything about networking.
Pass me the wifi cable so I can download fortnite faster
by Chil_Bru August 27, 2023
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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Lady Wifi

lady wifi A alya villain from miraculous ladybug a kids-teen show
Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth
by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023
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Wifi

Whats's wifi?
by Digestive System December 7, 2020
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Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)
Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.
by doomsday.jpg October 27, 2020
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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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