Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

by Atani August 26, 2006

Wakefield Style

When having sex you insert a testicle instead of your penis, just to see whether the girl notices or not.

"Last night I tried it Wakefield style, it was different"

by Jpdo April 14, 2010

wake and bake

wake up, roll over, grab your ready paxked bowl, and toke the shit up.

chelsea: hows your morning?
emily: great, every morning is great when you "wake and bake."

by emmalicious! December 29, 2008

Wake

Tullamore slang for being tired, wrecked, hungover, and being in bits from laughing

Hungover :Well jim how are ya after last night, Jim: Im fuckin Wake
Laughing :Hahahahaha thats hilarious hahaha im Wake
Tired: im just oua bed, im Wake

by Sokratis Papadopolous April 27, 2013

Dru Wakely

Dru Wakely is a amazing man. He was born on the 10th January 1987. Dru has been in these bands:
The Clik Clik, Perfect People, Icarus Burning, and now in The Midnight Beast. Apparently Dru's dad ran away with a spanish bitch according to the TMB songs, but has not confirmed this.

Dru is a awesome drummer.

Man: Hey isn't Dru Wakely so awesome?
Girl: YEAH OMG I LOVE DRU!
Woman: Dru is sexay
Dru: I LOVE PLAYING DRUMS!

by quacktmb October 10, 2011

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009

Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008