Tajiki Wakeup

When someone is sleeping, and you straddle their chest, cock slap them a few times, and then urinate in their face.

Oh man, she pissed me off so much last night that I decided to give her a Tajiki Wakeup

by C-Rob July 31, 2008

Wakeup shot

The wakeup shot is it's name.
to make it you need:
1. 5 hour energy
2. about a tablespoon of instant coffee
3. about a tablespoon of lemon juice
3. a couple shots of tequila

Yo I tried a wakeup shot and it does it's shit

by rhgerhedarhare October 10, 2018

Chrissy wakeup

Eddie munson from strangers things beautifully once said "chrissy wake up i don't like this chrissy wake upppp its time to wake up I don't like this chrissy wake uppp its time to wake upp "

*possessed by vecna and ur name is chrissy *
Eddie munson: "CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKEUP TIME TO WAKE UP CHRISSY"

by Eddie munsons wife July 3, 2022

Makeup when you wakeup

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.

Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!

by NikkiInSLO July 19, 2009

wakeuptuli

A Well Known Twitter User

hey have u seen that new WakeUpTuli tweet? he really the best

by Hassi February 24, 2022

wakeup_eli

dumbass eren pfp who always misses 😂😂

bro wakeup_eli is so sped

by tokitokifart March 15, 2024

Wakeup the Daycare

Wakeup Daycare is an sexual term or phrase that means during intercourse the person receiving penile penetration reach back or under and caress, massage or play with the balls, Scrotum, or nuts while in the act. It's also can be performed by a another person or persons in which you can add licking or sucking also
Wakeup Daycare, wakeup the Daycare, awaken the daycare, waken up day care etc

Jane Doe like to wakeup the daycare when we are together.

Hey Felicia can you wakeup the daycare for me?
Craig, love it when I woke the daycare up.

by MrCraigos June 25, 2025