undergarden

The bodily hair around the lower portions of a woman's body.

Girl, you really need to clean up your undergarden before you expect me to eat you out.

by El Cubico November 20, 2010

undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

underbag

the most humid and darkest area of the male exterior. the base of the cock. the under penis.just foreward of the taint.the plumbing chase for piss,blood and other fluids that the cock needs for daily function

I made the drunk mistake of accidentally rubbing my semi against that m.i.l.f. in the club,fortunately the sweat from my underbag made my balls so slick her toe glanced my bag. so my taint received the full impact,brusing it for weeks after

by the mac al April 16, 2006

Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF

Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023