Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Poop_eater2 December 5, 2020
Get the Saggy Tuxedomug. The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
Get the The Texas Tuxedomug. Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.
It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Tuxedosmug. When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025
Get the Tuxedo Button-upmug. When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.
“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”
“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025
Get the Arabian tuxedomug. To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.
"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"
by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014
Get the Equinox Tuxedomug. In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025
Get the Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked upmug.