Canadian tuxedo

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.

John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain

by Docksee January 17, 2024

Jimin Tuxedo

A simple heather or gray shirt, usually with long sleeves, paired with light-wash denim jeans. Origin — Park Jimin (b.1995) typical dance rehearsal wear combined with the term ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ which is denim on denim.

I was running thirty minutes late, so I decided to just go with a Jimin Tuxedo, it works with everything.

I would say the event is not too dressy, ideally a Jimin Tuxedo would be playing it safe!

If you packed lightly and have nothing else to wear during this trip than pull off a Jimin Tuxedo.

by dune_flowers October 26, 2020

Equinox Tuxedo

To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.

"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"

by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014

Tuxedos

Something people don't notice until they haven't been around for a while, kind of like globe chandeliers.

It must have been the tuxedos that kept Mister Kelly's alive when it was alive. Some people always want change and transformation, now there is no more place like it, thanks to change and the people that demand it all the time.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Arabian tuxedo

When you wear a Minions-tshirt paired with SpongeBob-pants. Perfect for when you can’t decide between minion or da bob fo’ today.

“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”

“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”

by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025

Tuxedo Button-up

When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.

Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.

by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025

The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011