she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
by hot karl August 11, 2003
by pft jordan July 22, 2006
The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.
by Mr. Whammy March 31, 2007
When the gentleman is on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion).
"Bro...my chick came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me a stellar Tampa Trombone. Nice...."
by Anne Rowanberry December 24, 2011
When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.
by Methgator August 24, 2019
by godsflesh January 20, 2008
When your girl licks your asshole while she reaches around and jerks you off. Looks like she's playing the trombone.
by Freezerguy December 04, 2013