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Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.
I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.
by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021
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Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.
A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.
by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
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technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.
by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021
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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
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Today

today is the day urbano gets access to legend epsilon game
today i get acess woo
by asifjamsw November 22, 2021
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