The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights
Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel
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Avery Beck

The fucking man! You love the n-word, you have Lil Baby on speed dial, sexy, pulls all them bitches, you are hot as fuck, you most likely football player. You have a FUCKING GINORMOUS DICK, you are gay wit the homies, and you are the TRUE alpha
Girl 1: Did you hear about Avery Beck's nudes getting out?!
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *

Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *
by TheFuckingTruthDumbass October 3, 2023
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brinley beck

my mom- “oh i like that brinley beck, why can’t you be more like her.”
by lmculb June 7, 2019
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Beck Yates

Beck Yates
noun
/beck yayts/

A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.

Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.

Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.

If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
by Tinklydinkus May 7, 2025
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Beck

This boy is pretty cool ngl.

If it’s a girl, dang you kinda cool.
Person 1: “You know Beck? Yeah, he’s from a book called Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater.”
Person 2: “Oh I thought he was that one girl from Discord.”
by Beck.png October 26, 2020
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Noah beck

Noah beck an influencer he’s one of the most sweetest and kindest person to ever exist he loves all his fans and makes everyone so happy.
by Dylan O’Briens bae November 17, 2021
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