Tijuana Doggy Door

Verb - The act of puncturing the area between the anus and the scrotum to use for extremely painful sexual intercourse. Mainly a form of torture.

Carlos - I'm gonna Tijuana Doggy Door Carlos for stealing that coke.

by Nutter Sack July 30, 2013

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

Tijuana crime scene

n. See DIRTY SANCHEZ. After the dirty sanchez occurs, the suspect proceeds to trash the victim's home. totally.

I gave the mexican bitch a Tijuana crime scene. She was crying.

by Troy McGrath June 15, 2003

Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

by Jed June 14, 2003

Tijuana Oil Change

On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.

Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.

by helpfuladdition January 16, 2010

tijuana face mask

A dumb broad doing a donkey or horse show.....lets the animal ejacutlate in her mouth, the load of cum being so extreme, she cant take it all down, and it explodes all over her face, creating a mask!

That dumb bitch Kristy got the biggest tijuana face mask i have ever seen!

by nubvr6t December 26, 2008

tijuana chilli dog

when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.

this hooker ate a tijuana chilli dog for $20. two weeks later she called me for another

by malevolentthoughts January 8, 2012