Threesome

Types of threesomes:
1.girl riding man penis
man eating other girl
2.man and girl 69, girl on top, and other man riding girls anus
3.man and girl p in the v, girl on top, and other man making out with girls back
4.man riding man riding man
5.lesbian oral threesome
6.girl masturbating on top of man and other girl doing p in the v
7. man making out on top of girl and other man making out while doing p in the v
8. there's much more!

Right at the orgasm Mark joined them for a threesome.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 16, 2021

volcanic threesome

A threesome whose sexual escapades are both incredibly hot, and spews what, inside the metaphor, would be refered to as "magma".

A volcanic threesome is if you were to be involved in intercourse with Karen O and Nick Zinner at the same time.

by Le Soph November 9, 2008

Alabama Threesome Syndrome

A medical condition in which two sperm from two different males fertilize two eggs from the same female, followed by the merging of the two fetuses.

It is unsure at the time whether or not any cases of Alabama Threesome Syndrome have been confirmed.

by Dr. Dukes August 23, 2009

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

Gods Threesome

Umm... the opposite of the Devils Threesome :D

Gods Threesome: Three girls doing it? IDK

by TwilightGirl902 June 3, 2009

Neapolitian Threesome

A threesome with 3 people of different races. It's the most coveted of all threesomes.

Jason has a girlfriend who's black and she brought a Mexican chick home from the club. Lucky bastard's first one was a neapolitian threesome.

by holden_067 May 15, 2009

National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day

This holiday of joy is celebrated on 25th December. Have fun people!

Jeff: what you doing today bro?
Bro: What do you think it’s National Threesome with your Sister and Mom day

by Hikari 𓆏#696 October 14, 2021