Business Coach

A person who has either never been in business or who has failed at being in business and has decided to do some Google searches like “how to run a business“ and then charge people to teach them what they read on Google.

Businessman 1: my business coach has been a complete waste of time and money.

Businessman 2: Actually “business coach” is a synonym for “complete waste of time and money”.

by Thelexicon March 05, 2021

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 02, 2013

Coach T

A coach that makes you vomit... that coach will probably also be your Zulu teacher and makes you work to much.

Child:Coach do we have PE?

Coach T: no you have a Zulu test.
Child: YOU NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THAT
Coach T: I did, a year ago.

by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021

Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.

Man coach dumbass is really on one today:

by Dsanchez August 18, 2018

The best coaches

The best coaches is in Palmdale

The best coaches.
The Palmdale falcons is most worried in the av because of they coaches . Coaches are very hard working and good on there kids . Highland coaches suck and date the team moms 😭🤦🏻 ♂️.

by Av scanner June 27, 2022

stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving

Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.

by beachbum1277 September 02, 2015