A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.
2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?
boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2013
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a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?
boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma May 13, 2012
Get the neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk mug.a unique way of saying happy birthday to a friend on snapchat. similarly sounding like cakes and candles
“happy turks and caicos @harrystyles”
by sdpla July 21, 2024
Get the happy turks and caicos mug.A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 August 19, 2016
Get the turk jerk mug.A backward aggressive person who doesn't quite understand that he (usually) is a social pariah. Used derogatively especially in Australia.
by the shonny March 13, 2017
Get the Turk mug.Schrödinger's Turk usually refers to someone who uses a persona best suited for the situation but immediately change their whole persona when the situation doesn't go to plan.
UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only
This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.
UNLIKE ''Schrödinger's cat'' the phrase ''Schrödinger's Turk'' will only exclusively be used to describe a person only
This phrase was widely popularized on the internet to mock Turkish streamer Hassan Piker, who would switch between being ''Caucasian'' and being ''Arab'' to best suit the narrative at hand.
Hassan: ''I have faced much racism as an Arab in America.''
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''
Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.
Hassan: ''Oh, i guess they don't like us, white boys.''
Viewer: Oh my god, here he goes again! That Schrödinger's Turk.
by Flutteryn December 1, 2025
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