Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

by cucchiebug June 8, 2018

tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.

Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."

by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Took《¤》Elizabeth《¤》Rodriguez《¤》To《¤》Probation《¤》

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by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

You took my loot

You took my lewt!!! When some one steals ur loot in any game that u worked hard on

I was upset that you took my loot!!!after I got the kill

by Greenbeanfiend November 28, 2018

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Took The Fag Out The Packet

When a homosexual male comes out of the closet.

Did you Barnabas finally took the fag out the packet today.

by Someone who doesn't know you October 8, 2010