When a girl is sucking you off, and she decides that she's too cool to swallow. So, when she pulls off, you ejaculate into your hand, and slap her in the face.
by EricFaulkner November 23, 2005
Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.
Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.
Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy
Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy
by Dub Life October 20, 2009
After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."
"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."
"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."
"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009
An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.
Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.
by stuffedpepper November 07, 2008
by ARCRUZ March 27, 2008
Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!
David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 15, 2011
by tea bagger delux August 18, 2006