robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018

California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 22, 2011

robot recoil

When you play Atomic Heart and find out how much ass the robotic ballerina twins have and you get atomically hard. If only there was a way to get them to bounce up and down to see that jiggle.

John: Bro did you see right and left’s robot recoil? I’m downloading the 6 hour sex cutscene modpack right now.
Jack: Bro you’re down horrendously go get a girlfriend.

by GhastlyGamer October 9, 2023

robotic development

The need for one to use Viagra in order to achieve even the simplest of sexual tasks.

Girl: You're going to need some robotic development before I am going near that thing

by Dr Robot December 11, 2013

Hearing Robots.

Being really fucked up on Crack.

Jen is totally "hearing robots." right now.

by crackyman June 7, 2009