Oscar

Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.

Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*

by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019

oscar

The cutest kid in highschool no homo, gets all the chicks with his anime powers. oscar may be burned up but his 2 inch always gets succed by the thicc blondie. Oscar gets 90 dollar haircuts and is always flexing on people like jesus and gael making them feel poor. oscar also has soft cheesy toes to suck

barber: wassup oscar
oscar: nun much cutie
barber: what kind of cut would you like
Oscar: have you ever seen the mountains in rancho Cucamonga
barber: SAY NO MORE FAM

by MR____spaNKY June 25, 2018

oscar

super dumb and more dumb and lots of dumb:)

that oscar is such an oscar

by tri################## May 26, 2017

Oscar

Usually a gay boy who will suck dick for money. Guy who got no basketball handles gets crosses so much. ask for money ate all my food.

Oscar ate all my food

by iuahnsdf November 3, 2017

Oscar

A boy that is popular and savage and talks back to teachers and gets suspended alot

Omg Oscar got suspended

by Bubba angel December 23, 2016

Oscar

A skinny fucking prick who takes advantage of girls for a shag. A person who thinks its funny too be a controlling, manipulative prick.

“Oh look theres oscar”

“Stay away from him hes a dickhead”

by Megaroselol November 2, 2019

Oscar

oscar is an asshole, a decent kisser and a soccer addict.

my boyfriend oscar sucks ass.

by iamabisexual March 16, 2020