Luked

Someone who’s had too much to drink. Usually people with a low tolerance to alcohol.

Oh he’s had a pint and he’s drunk? He’s pulled a luke!
Or ‘oh he’s had a pint? He’s luked!

by UrbanClann June 11, 2018

luke

a luke is someone who you dated back in school and wish you got to know as a person instead of a random relationship. when you come across a luke you better cherish luke

luke is cool

by super secret rando guy May 7, 2019

Luke

A Luke is generally a person who is very slack. Any assigned tasks will not be started by Luke until very late (i.e. the night before its due). They also have no shame in the way that they behave in public, often acting like a retard. A Luke is also very secretive about any relationships they may have. Any questions regarding his relationships will result in Luke saying 'I don't have a girlfriend' or 'fuck off'.

Person 1: Omg do you see that fool over there?
Person 2: Wow, he hasn't even started his assignment that is due tomorrow
Person 1: Yeah and he won't tell me anything about his love life

Person 1 and 2 at the same time: He must be a Luke.

by Homerchu November 18, 2019

Luke

A fucking huge dong (20 miles) buddy your lucky if you get a luke

That Luke has a massive cock jeheez

by Luke123451 June 6, 2018

Luking

This is the act of visiting a toilet in a public place, usually a library, and engaging in masturbation

I wanted to use one of the cubicles, but several people were luking

by Coco K May 4, 2009

Luke

1)noun. Short for Luke Warm, the elusive figure who turns cold beverages warm when nobody is looking, specifically someone who is ignoring their drink.
2)verb. The act of a beverage reaching thermal equilibrium with its surroundings.

1) Hey, you'd better go get your beer before Luke does.

2) Ugh, this Coca-Cola has luked, and its no good anymore.

by gongboy October 28, 2006

Luke

A true blooded American. Loves to fuck bitches and get money. Typically Luke will have a girlfriend but realize girlfriends suck and being single and slaying poon is better. All the ladies think he is attractive but he doesn't go for them. Nobody completely understands Luke and when they ask he simply says, "Beer, bitches and bucks." Then walks off.

Someone who loves America and gets all the bitches.

Luke always has a huge dick.

by Lukluke September 16, 2013