A terrible pop rock group that consists of 3 guys; nick, the 15 year old with a that everyone wants to marry, joe, the "funny" one that has extremely large eyebrows and tans too much, and last and definitely least kevin, the 20 year old that no one likes.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
Even though Nick has a relatively good voice (he doesn't use it at all though; he just screeches and whines when he "sings"), their music sucks. the jobros can't come up with anything but whining about stupid relationships. their lyrics are meaningless, the sound is unoriginal, and the videos are incredibly cheesy.
everyone will forget about these idiots in 5-8 years because by then they'll be old and disney will have found a new boyband that they can make another billion dollars off of.
obsessed idiotic 13-year old girl: omg! the jonas brothers are SOOOOO hot and talented!!! i love them!!! they're so deep!!
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
intelligent teenager: um, no, dude. sorry, but the jonas brothers are conformist and probably never even considered writing about anything real or important like finding your sexuality or how we can improve the world... they're self absorbed freaks. all they do is whine when they sing, nick has THE worst hair known to man, and joe looks like he's mexican he tans so much.
by nietzsche freak August 08, 2008
A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
by clamburglar July 03, 2009
A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
by Anti-Jonas September 11, 2007
The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.
The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.
The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.
The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.
The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008
A shitty band consisting of 3 brothers who play mediocre music equivalent to that of Hannah Montana and Hillary duff. They are overrated and have meaningless lyrics with a prepubescent singer with a squeaky voice.
The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories
1) They watch Disney Channel regularly
2) They are in love with High School Musical
3) They are under the age of twelve
If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories
1) They watch Disney Channel regularly
2) They are in love with High School Musical
3) They are under the age of twelve
If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
by pianoguitar October 21, 2007
Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?
Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!
Guy: Wow, they suck.
Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!
Guy: Wow, they suck.
Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 04, 2009
Jonas Brothers are some bitch ass niggas.
by StupidGoDumb September 09, 2008