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Jonas Brothers

A band composed of Three homos, Who are claimed to be such a great band but really sound like a Five year old having a bad day on the toilet. The Show No talent on any of the insturments theyu play and in the next 2 years Disney will most likely get rid of them.
by clamburglar July 3, 2009
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jonas brothers

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.
by Anti-Jonas September 28, 2007
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Jonas Brothers

The new teen pop group sensation that all the teenage girls of America like. They are not known to anyone over the age of 17 because there music is corny. They do not have real voices, they lip synch all their concerts and when they do sing live, it sounds like a dying walrus. Nick Jonas, the one who dated teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus is the teens heart throb. Some Miley Cyrus's fans have converted to this unfamous no talent teen pop group only because of their looks. The Jonas Brothers are unable to sing at all, and if you ask any adult their name 1 out of every 100 adults will know who they are.
The Jonas Brothers have no talent and lip synch all of their concerts.

The new teen group the Jonas Brothers are not going to marry any of these teenage sluts that believe they will.

The Jonas Brothers do not have any real talent, unlike the other hot teen sensation Miley Cyrus.
by qewgtashdgoaisdhgiawheg April 12, 2008
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jonas brothers

A shitty band consisting of 3 brothers who play mediocre music equivalent to that of Hannah Montana and Hillary duff. They are overrated and have meaningless lyrics with a prepubescent singer with a squeaky voice.

The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories

1) They watch Disney Channel regularly

2) They are in love with High School Musical

3) They are under the age of twelve

If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
"Lyk omgawww I just saw hannah montana and jonas brothers live"

"What are you, twelve?"
by pianoguitar November 6, 2007
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The Jonas Brothers

Guy: Hey have you heard of the Jonas Brothers?

Girl: OMG yEs i tOtAllY wAnT tO maRRy tHeM!!!!

Guy: Wow, they suck.

Girl: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JonasHater March 4, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

by StupidGoDumb October 24, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that (according to this site) started around 2004-2005. The band consist of 3 brothers Nick, Joe, and Kevin. The fans are usually girls the are between the ages of 6-16 or something like that. Their fans are annoying and usually post comments on youtube videos saying stuff like "nick looks so hawt". They also have stupid sayings like "OMJ,OMJJ,and OMNJ". They probally owe most of their sucess to Disney for using their songs in their movies.
by Sciterz June 3, 2008
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