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Jake

A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
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Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.
Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck
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Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.

Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
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That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020
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jake has a big pp
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a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..
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Jake is an extremely kind, genuine guy with the best intentions for all of his friends and girls in his life. He is loyal, trustworthy and has the utmost respect for woman and knows how to make a girl smile. Jake has nice blue eyes with light brown hair with a smile that lights up the room. He can be the most chill guy until his family, friends or girl is disrespected then he’ll give those people hell. You wouldn’t wanna mess with a Jake.
Girl 1- hey did you see that Jake guy over their giving those guys the beat down?!!

Girl 2- yeah I’d feel bad for anyone who crossed him. He always has his friends backs!
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