crew cab ranger

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
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crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink
She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
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crew cab ranger

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
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Stoner Cab

Stoners can get high and drive, alcoholics cannot get drunk and drive therefore if you have a buddy that’s just high he is your stoner cab
Hey bro Brandon is gunna be my stoner cab for the night
by The Drunk Viking July 31, 2020
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Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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Take a cab

by HannR January 21, 2023
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Pound Van Cab

A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.

If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.

Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.

Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.

- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 January 27, 2012
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