estusheary tube

is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain

When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don't blow yer estusheary tube... dude

by JAXN March 30, 2008

tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".

1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"

by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007

Beef tube

A penis

This guy likes to shove his beef tube up another guys ass.

by Mrsawesome872 January 9, 2017

Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019

Chillopian tubes

Same meaning as saying chill but mixed together with the word "fallopian tubes".

Bro 1: I just smashed this hot chick while I was coked out.
Bro 2: *hits blunt* chillopian tubes bro

by iBelieveInAnal April 3, 2017

down the tubes

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes

We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated

by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020

Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019