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stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method
by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023
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The Cosby Method

The method used when you want to ask your crush out with drugs without them knowing you’re using drugs.
“Yo, did you hear how Jeremy asked out his girl?”
Yeah man! Didn’t he use the famous The Cosby Method?”
“Yeah! I mean granted, he went to jail, but at least the girl didn’t have to buy her own drinks.”
by Monty McSquishy October 27, 2019
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The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)
Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!
by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011
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Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...
Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...
by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018
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The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.
We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.
by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018
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Cock Method

The are many cock Methods for example.

First method
1.). The act of Penisting.

Second method
2.) The act of cock fight with someone by cock meaning penis.

Last method

3.) The act of puting penis in someones ass and spinning like an helicopter.
1.) Me and my friend went to penisting.

2.) Me and senpai had a cock fight .

3.) Me and my try the cock method her ass was torn.

-@spy nudes
by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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