She’s an Abigail Morris.
by tallerthanmariana June 19, 2024
A Real gentleman and the best lover, a true gladiator in the bedroom, he loves to mix it up too making him a sexual god, he likes to mingle and party and is always the last to leave. A traveller who endears himself to visit as many countries as possible, the most monogamous of all males, he’ll adore you an fight to the death for you.
by Amanda phelps November 23, 2021
One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
by blackitalian August 12, 2019
(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 09, 2011
person 1: yo dude, wanna play some darksouls 3 today?
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
person 2: nahh man, i'm feeling like a Morris.
by not-so-based-person September 27, 2021
A being of pure power. Riches rain down from the heavens upon these creatures of majesty. The ruler above all.
by spiderman_man October 19, 2020
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017