Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012

you a whole ass bitch nah you aint even a whole ass bitch you a half ass bitch pathetic retard “leather jockey”
by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022

An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.
by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 5, 2020

A taint jockey is a person who is annoying you,a person that is a suck up, or just a person acting like a deusche bag.
by Hydsuperstars January 5, 2018

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

by themstherules September 24, 2010

a person who spends their time providing opinions, speculation, lies or 5% truth related to and about sports players (jocks) via the media as a profession or vocation. Some have played sports and can't do anything else while others wish they could have played sports and have an unfulfilled love of jocks.
jock jockey includes any: sports radio talk show host. sports podcasters or bloggers. print media sports writers. tv sports talk host. sports reporters of any kind.
by perfect d February 28, 2011
