by norah hehe July 30, 2016
Get the Jared Bairdmug. by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
Get the Jared Kleinmanmug. The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018
Get the Jared Kleinmanmug. by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017
Get the Jared Kleinmanmug. A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015
Get the Jared Foglemug. A Jared padalecki is a rare species of
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.
1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work
2. An nintendo switch or any type
3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it
4. His bff Jensen
Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki
PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018
Get the Jared padaleckimug. Jared: Usually refered to as boring, crazy, One worded conersations. Boring coming from the Russian word "Borden".
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges
Friends with audreys, luke enemy, Very hot.
Likes Oranges
by Jamaica789 December 19, 2011
Get the Jaredmug.