Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.
-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.
by Lelegirll March 15, 2009
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Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
by DoBoDaBo June 03, 2009
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jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
by Dr. Drizzle November 03, 2015
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shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 21, 2010
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Jizz Pill

The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.
by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017
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Jizz Pump

an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.
my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch
by CC3631 October 05, 2008
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jizz lolly

1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock

2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly

2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?

Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
by Apedanger May 19, 2008
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